有幽默感英文篇一：和老外聊天 5句經(jīng)典影視臺(tái)詞提升幽默感!

和老外聊天 5句經(jīng)典影視臺(tái)詞提升幽默感！

Why so serious?

干嘛這么嚴(yán)肅嘛~

出處：《蝙蝠俠：黑暗騎士》（The Dark Knight）

小丑的名言，08年《黑暗騎士》上映后簡(jiǎn)直成為了流行趨向。因?yàn)橛眯〕蟮统劣置倾と坏恼Z氣念出這句臺(tái)詞真的好有意思。

這句話并不難理解，所以當(dāng)別人過分嚴(yán)肅的時(shí)候用這句話調(diào)節(jié)一下氣氛吧！但是小心弄巧成拙冷場(chǎng)哦！（最好對(duì)方也是蝙蝠俠粉，才能get你的笑點(diǎn)）

【實(shí)戰(zhàn)示例】

A: I can't believe you guys think this show is funny…it's so stupid. B: Aw, come on John, it's hilarious! Why so serious?

"How you doin'?"

你好呀~

出處：《老友記》（Friends）

有些美劇經(jīng)久不衰自有它的道理。在"最適合學(xué)英語的十大美劇"榜單上常年掛名的《老友記》里，看過的朋友一定對(duì)這句臺(tái)詞不會(huì)陌生吧。

Joey這句口頭禪其實(shí)是"How are you doing?"的偷懶模式（當(dāng)然他說的比較快，聽起來就變成了這么回事兒），作為一個(gè)花花公子和情場(chǎng)老手，這句話常被后人當(dāng)作把妹圣經(jīng)一樣的存在。

當(dāng)然這也不失為一句俏皮話。當(dāng)你想和朋友開玩笑調(diào)戲他們，就用Joey那種玩世不恭的語氣"夸夸"你友人的美貌How you doin？

【實(shí)戰(zhàn)舉例】

A：Do you like my new skirt?

B: Yeah…h(huán)ow you doin?

I'll be back.

我會(huì)回來的！

出處：《終結(jié)者》（Terminator）

腦子里浮現(xiàn)灰太狼被一把平底鍋掀到外太空，或是《寵物小精靈》里可愛又迷人的武藏+小次郎化成天空里的一道星辰……親們，腦洞快合上。"我們一定會(huì)回來的！"是不是早就耳熟能詳？

哦，當(dāng)然了，《終結(jié)者》里施瓦辛格的這句經(jīng)典臺(tái)詞卻是一種截然不同的語氣：留戀、不舍，宣告了一個(gè)來自未來的使徒拯救"圣母"并成為救世主父親的荒謬故事BE。只是如今被惡搞的多了，才成為了各路反派的經(jīng)典語錄。

【實(shí)戰(zhàn)舉例】

A: Can you go to the store and buy some chips?

B: Sure…I'll be back!（注意語氣逗比）

The name's Bond. James Bond.

我的名字是邦德。詹姆斯·邦德。

出處：《007》系列電影（The James Bond Series）

這名風(fēng)靡萬千的特工逢場(chǎng)介紹都透露了隱隱的酷炫狂拽。這不是一句簡(jiǎn)簡(jiǎn)單單平平淡淡的自我簡(jiǎn)介，其中夸張的戲劇性、劍拔弩張的危險(xiǎn)性、以及謙謙君子的紳士風(fēng)情……請(qǐng)看官自行體會(huì)。

如何把這句話天衣無縫的應(yīng)用到生活場(chǎng)景中？你要是身穿一套筆挺的西裝，聽著別人對(duì)你的贊不絕口想要扮酷高冷或是炫耀一下，分分鐘用上這句臺(tái)詞吧！

【實(shí)戰(zhàn)舉例】

A: Wow! Why are you wearing such a nice suit?

B: The name's Bond. James Bond.

My precious……！

我的寶貝……！

出處：《指環(huán)王》（The Lord of the Rings）

咕嚕這個(gè)角色之所以深入人心，和他的貪婪、欲望、邪惡、矛盾還有悲哀是分不開的。當(dāng)然讓更多人記住他的還有他的標(biāo)志性臺(tái)詞"我的寶貝……（My precious……�。�"

魔戒腐蝕了咕嚕的生活，成為了他的全部，是他的珍寶，他的生命。所以如果全心全意愛著什么，想要保護(hù)它占有它，誰也不讓碰，你就可以跟別人開個(gè)這樣的小玩笑。

【實(shí)戰(zhàn)舉例】

A: Is that a new watch? Can I see it?

B: No! Don't touch, it's my precious…

有幽默感英文篇二：幽默感經(jīng)典短語100句

幽默感經(jīng)典短語100句

1.別緊張,我又不是什么好人??

2.手拿菜刀砍電線，一路火花帶閃電。

3.最近總是失眠，16小時(shí)就醒一次。

4.人人都說我丑，其實(shí)我只是美得不明顯。

5.我從不以強(qiáng)凌弱～～～我欺負(fù)他之前真不知道他比我弱?

6.名流無非就是耐心的狼。

7.我又不是人民幣，怎么能讓人人都喜歡我?!

8.你為什么不找個(gè)安靜的地方自個(gè)兒數(shù)數(shù)腦細(xì)胞兒去?

9.知道你過得不好，我也就安心了。

10.人生只有三天，活在昨天的人迷惑;活在明天的人等候;活在今天的人最踏實(shí)。

11.通往成功的路，總是在施工中。

12.我由衷地想把賺錢變成我的業(yè)余愛好。

13.我曾經(jīng)愛過的男孩，有著世界上最英俊的背影。

14.女子無才便是德，我一定是太缺德了。

15.不成熟男人的標(biāo)志是可以為了理想壯烈的犧牲，成熟男人的標(biāo)志的可以為了理想卑賤的活著。

16.漫漫人生路，總會(huì)錯(cuò)幾步。

17.我要讓全世界都知道我很低調(diào)。

18.我多想一個(gè)不當(dāng)心就和你白頭偕老。

19.真的猛士，敢于直面自己未化妝的臉。

20.身穿地?cái)傌洠_蹬溫州鞋，全身上下加起來不超過200元，只有手里的包算是高級(jí)皮包，因?yàn)樗挠⑽拿徒小癎aojipibao”。

21.使人不能自拔的，除了牙齒還有愛情。

22.別輕易對(duì)別人說愛，別固執(zhí)的將別人心門打開，又玩笑著離開。

23.大多數(shù)人想要改造這個(gè)世界，但卻罕有人想改造自己。

24.人干點(diǎn)好事兒總想讓鬼神知道，干點(diǎn)壞事兒總以為鬼神不知道，我們讓鬼神太為難了。

25.小時(shí)候我以為自己長(zhǎng)大后可以拯救整個(gè)世界，等長(zhǎng)大后才發(fā)現(xiàn)整個(gè)世界都拯救不了我。

26.真羨慕你這么年輕就認(rèn)識(shí)我了。

27.生活不是林黛玉，不會(huì)因?yàn)榘L(fēng)情萬種。

28.不要叫我宅女，請(qǐng)叫我居里夫人。

29.你說你以后可能會(huì)和不喜歡的人結(jié)婚，沒關(guān)系，我情愿做那個(gè)你不喜歡的人。

30.人性最可憐的就是：我們總是夢(mèng)想著天邊的一座奇妙的玫瑰園，而不去欣賞今天就開在我們窗口的玫瑰

31.閉上眼睛，我看到了我的前途......

32.能夠說出的委屈，便不算委屈;能夠搶走的愛人，便不算愛人。

33.海闊憑魚躍，破鼓任人捶。

34.鉆石恒久遠(yuǎn)，一顆就破產(chǎn)!

35.在哪里摔倒就在哪里躺下。

36.解釋就是掩飾，掩飾就是講故事!

37.跌倒了,爬起來再哭.

38.你讓我滾，我滾了，你讓我回來，對(duì)不起，我滾遠(yuǎn)了!

39.再丑也要談戀愛，談到世界充滿愛!

40.農(nóng)民伯伯把玉米種在地里

到了秋天收獲很多玉米 我在春天把老公種在地里，如今秋天到了，嘖嘖，居然死了!

41.西游記告訴我們，有背景的妖怪城市被領(lǐng)導(dǎo)救走，沒背景的才被一棒打死!

42.我說：要有上班以外的生活!于是，老婆告訴我這個(gè)可以有.于是：我有了加班!

43.如果表情不好，就去超市捏捏方便面!

44.世界是我們的，也是那些孩子們的，但遲早是那幫孫子們的!

45.沒有韓紅的命卻得了韓紅的病...女兒胖兒子不肯吃飯飯.

46.總有一天你的名字會(huì)出如今我家的戶口本上!

47.將薪比薪的想一下，算了，不想活了。

48.活了二十多年，沒能為故國、為人民做點(diǎn)什么，每思及此，傷心欲絕。

49.我和脂肪做斗爭(zhēng)，差點(diǎn)沒犧牲

50.生活嘛，就是生下來，活下去~~

51.船撞橋頭自然沉~~

52.當(dāng)你披上了婚紗

我也披上了袈裟~~

53.我跟耶穌乞求踏實(shí)波動(dòng)的生活，他想了想說，咱們還是先談?wù)勈澜绾推降氖掳?..

54.愛我就大聲地說出來吧!恨我就一輩子藏在心里吧!

55.趁著年輕把能干的壞事都干了吧，沒幾年了。

56.你曾經(jīng)對(duì)我說，會(huì)永遠(yuǎn)愛著我，愛情這東西我領(lǐng)略，但永遠(yuǎn)是什么?

57.七歲的小男孩是地球上最可怕的生物，他們有好奇心、行動(dòng)力、破壞力以及《未 成 年人保護(hù)法》

58.人貴在言而有信——我說不還錢就不還錢!

59.夏天就是不好，窮的時(shí)候連西北風(fēng)都沒得喝，幸虧現(xiàn)在是秋天了。

60.我固然相信海誓山盟，但是未必相信你啊~~

61.凡我放不下的，必是因?yàn)槲覔碛胁涣说膥~

62.特別的人從來不說自己特別，比如說我。

63.我人生只會(huì)兩件事

1 這也不會(huì) 2 那也不會(huì)

64.成人不自在，自在不成人~~

65.我知道,天下無不散宴席,可是,至少,宴席上我要吃得爽!

66.人和人不是客客氣氣就能相處的!

67.我曾想成為一個(gè)問題少年，然而我卻按部就班地活了這么多年。

68.誰耽誤我一陣子，我讓他后悔一輩子

。

69.關(guān)門一個(gè)月，不要叫我，因?yàn)橐唤形椅揖蜁?huì)出來??

70.出租車司機(jī)，司機(jī)中的戰(zhàn)斗機(jī)，噢耶!

71.思想有多遠(yuǎn)，你就給我滾多遠(yuǎn)!

72.諸葛亮出山前也沒帶過兵啊，你們憑啥要我有工作經(jīng)驗(yàn)!!!

73.工作的最高境界就是看著別人上班，領(lǐng)著別人的工資。

74.胖并憔悴著~~

75.康夫你辭職的時(shí)候有沒有考慮過哆啦A夢(mèng)的感受!

76.我風(fēng)情又勇敢,遠(yuǎn)目且踏實(shí),品味上乘卻又勤奮自省,缺點(diǎn)雖多，還望大家海涵!

77.你給我滾，馬不絕蹄的滾??

78.做人一定要做一個(gè)蹦蹦跳跳的人。

79.我走我的陽光道，你過你的奈何橋。

80.人生最大的悲哀是青春不在,青春痘卻還在。

81.我們的宗旨是：為人民幣服務(wù)!

82.好久沒有人把牛皮吹的這么清爽脫俗了!

83.最簡(jiǎn)單的長(zhǎng)壽秘決--------------連結(jié)呼吸，不要斷氣~~

84.錢對(duì)你真的就那么重要嗎?講了3個(gè)多小時(shí)了一分錢都不降。

85.等我有錢了，我就買一輛公交車，專門走公交專用車道，專門停在公交車站，等有人想上車了，我就說：對(duì)不起，這是私家車~~

86.甲：人家十全十美，你怎么說也是十全八美~~乙：那我是缺哪兩美?甲：內(nèi)在美和外在

87.我悄悄的來，又悄悄的走，揮一揮匕首，不留一個(gè)活口

有幽默感英文篇三：2013中譯英

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4. 這個(gè)故事激勵(lì)年輕人為更美好的生活?yuàn)^斗。 (inspire） 時(shí)光飛逝，尤其當(dāng)你聚精會(huì)神地讀一本好書時(shí)。（absorb） 安全系統(tǒng)不會(huì)允許你進(jìn)入大樓，除非你有正確的密碼。(unless) 我從未想到過會(huì)在機(jī)場(chǎng)遇到多年未曾謀面的老朋友。(It) 無用信息的傳播會(huì)對(duì)人類社會(huì)產(chǎn)生不利影響的事實(shí)已經(jīng)引起公眾的注意。（that） <Keys> The story inspires/inspired the youth /young people to struggle/strive for a better life. Time passes/flies quickly, especially when you are absorbed in reading a good book. The security system will not permit/allow you to enter the building unless you have the correct password. It never occurred to me that I would meet my old friend (who/whom) I hadn’t seen for quite a few years at the

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5. The fact that the spread of useless information can have a bad effect on human society has attracted the

attention/awareness of the public.

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far he hasn’t found a way out.

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1. He is determined to realize/accomplish/achieve/fulfill his ambition.

2. Residents all hope that they can have easy assess to the quality service of libraries one day(some day).

3. The teacher’s compliment(s) gave me(filled me with) a great encouragement(inspiration), which is so precious for a

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4. Having answered the phone, he left the office in a hurry with the door open and the light(s ) on.

5. The result of the experiment is totally different(contrary to) from what we have expected, but we believe (that) the

more we explore, the more likely we are to/will succeed.

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這三天的社會(huì)實(shí)踐讓我們受益匪淺。（benefit） 令我們寬慰的是，政府正在采取措施改善我們的住房條件。(relief) 盡管困難重重，他從未放棄過成為一名優(yōu)秀建筑師的愿望。（desire） 第一次看Gangnam Style的時(shí)候，其生動(dòng)的節(jié)奏，富有創(chuàng)意的舞蹈，給我留下了深刻的印象。（The first time） 一些大城市的空氣正日益惡化，這應(yīng)該讓我們警覺到：環(huán)保意識(shí)的缺乏已讓市民付出了健康的代價(jià)。(alert)

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1. We benefited a lot from the three-day social practice. / The three-day social practice benefited us a lot.

2. To our relief, the government is taking measures/action to improve our housing conditions.

3. Despite many difficulties / In spite of many difficulties, he never gave up his desire to become /be an excellent /

outstanding / a distinguished architect.

4. The first time I watched Gangnam Style, I was deeply impressed by its lively rhythm and creative dance. / its lively

rhythm and creative dance impressed me a lot / deeply / greatly.

5. The air quality in some big cities is getting / becoming from bad to worse, which should alert us( to the fact) that the

lack of environmental awareness has come at the expense of the health of the citizens. / the lack of environmental awareness (lacking environmental awareness) has cost the citizens their health. / ...that the citizens have paid ( high) price for the lack of environmental awareness.

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5. 你很有可能在這次考試中取得好成績(jī)。(likely) 每天攝入太多的鹽和糖會(huì)對(duì)人體的健康造成嚴(yán)重的損害。(take in) 汽油價(jià)格的不斷上漲對(duì)人民的生活和國家的經(jīng)濟(jì)發(fā)展產(chǎn)生了很大的影響。(affect) 迄今雖說屢屢采取嚴(yán)控措施，但絕大多數(shù)人仍然覺得難以承擔(dān)目前的高房?jī)r(jià)。(though) 他向經(jīng)理保證，一經(jīng)錄用，他會(huì)竭盡所能為公司服務(wù)，絕不辜負(fù)公司的期望并為自己的理想打拼。(assure)

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1. You are most likely to achieve good results in this examination. / It’s most likely that you will achieve good results

in this examination.

2. Taking in too much salt and sugar every day will / may cause serious damage to people’s health. / It will / may

cause serious damage to people’s health if they take in too much salt and sugar every day.

3. The constant / continuous rise in gasoline prices / That the prices of gasoline went up / rose constantly /

continuously has greatly affected the people’s life and the development of the country’s economy.

4. Though severe / strict control measures have been taken repeatedly / again and again by now / up to now, the vast

majority of people / most people still feel / find it difficult / hard to afford the current high housing prices.

5. He assured the manager that if / once (he was) appointed / accepted, he would do his best to work for / serve the

company, live up to the expectation of the company and strive for his own ideal.

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我們應(yīng)積極參加各種各樣的課外活動(dòng)。(variety) 公司在意的不是員工的長(zhǎng)相，而是他們的工作表現(xiàn)。(care) 記住，你的父母也曾經(jīng)年少，大多數(shù)情況下他們能理解你正在經(jīng)歷的事情。(what) 充足的鍛煉、健康的飲食、規(guī)律的作息對(duì)保持最佳考試狀態(tài)至關(guān)重要。(key) 黃浦江被污染后，政府采取了許多有效的措施以改善水質(zhì)，這使公眾很滿意。(improve)

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1. We should take an active part in a variety of out-of-class activities.

2. What a company cares about is not the employees’ appearance, but their job performance.

3. Remember that your parents were teenagers once and that, in most cases, they can understand what you’re going

through.

4. Adequate exercise, healthy eating/a healthy diet and regular sleep are the key to staying in top shape for exams.

5. After the Huangpu River was polluted, the government has taken many effective measures to improve the quality of

the water, which has greatly satisfied the public.

靜安區(qū)、楊浦區(qū)、寶山區(qū)、青浦區(qū)

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5. 許多駕駛員對(duì)新的交通法規(guī)都感到不習(xí)慣。(use) 傳統(tǒng)的火車票購買方式已經(jīng)被網(wǎng)絡(luò)購買方式所取代了。(replace) 過不了幾天他們就會(huì)把面試結(jié)果寄給你的。(It) 我們非常關(guān)心食品質(zhì)量，因?yàn)樗c每一個(gè)人的健康都息息相關(guān)。(concern) 那些消防戰(zhàn)士冒著生命危險(xiǎn)把困在著火的屋子里的老人和小孩全部救了出來。（trap） <Keys> Many drivers don’t get used to the new traffic rules. The traditional way of buying train tickets has already been replaced by the one through the Internet. It won’t be a few days before they mail you the result about the interview. We are all concerned about the food quality because it is closely related to everyone’s health. Those firefighters risked their life to successfully rescue all the old and children trapped in the burning house.

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5. 我們昨晚沒有回家作業(yè)。(free) 為了紀(jì)念這位戰(zhàn)士，將舉辦一場(chǎng)音樂會(huì)。(memory) 能否充分利用能源是科學(xué)家所面對(duì)的重要問題。(use) 聽說他的幽默感為英語節(jié)開幕式平添了一份快樂。(add） 對(duì)語言學(xué)習(xí)者來說，接觸英文材料并養(yǎng)成好的習(xí)慣能提高學(xué)習(xí)效率。(expose) <Keys> We were free from homework last night. In memory of the soldier, a concert will be held. Whether energy can be made good use of is an important problem scientists have faced. It was said that his sense of humor had added to happiness of the opening ceremony of English festival. For language learners, being exposed to English materials and developing good habits can enhance learning

efficiency.

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5. 家長(zhǎng)們?cè)絹碓疥P(guān)注孩子的心理健康。(health) 必須采取果斷措施應(yīng)對(duì)食品污染問題。(must) 經(jīng)過勸說，瑪麗總算打消了去那個(gè)偏遠(yuǎn)城市安家的念頭。(idea) 只要你可以上網(wǎng)，任何難題幾乎都可瞬間解決。(access) 盡管生產(chǎn)商宣稱這款天然的洗發(fā)水不含任何化學(xué)成分，消費(fèi)者仍然興趣寥寥。(although) <Keys> Parents pay more and more attention to children’s mental health. Decisive measures must be taken to deal with the problem of food pollution. Having been persuaded, Mary finally gave up the idea of settling down in that remote city. As long as you have access to the Internet, almost any difficult problem can be solved instantly. Although the manufacturer claimed that this kind of purely natural shampoo didn’t contain any chemicals,

customers still showed little interest.

長(zhǎng)寧區(qū)、嘉定區(qū)

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5. 過馬路時(shí)務(wù)必要小心。（sure） 聽流行音樂是我課余最愛的放松方式。（relax） 是要都有副作用，這是每個(gè)人都應(yīng)該有的醫(yī)學(xué)常識(shí)。（which） 那晚在觀眾席中看女兒彈鋼琴，她的父母是多么地自豪啊�。℉ow） 即便上海牌照（the license plate）的價(jià)格一路飆升，人們對(duì)私家車的需求依然如故。（remain）

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5. Be sure to be careful whe(來自:www.newchangjing.com 蒲公英文摘:有幽默感英文)n crossing the road. Listening to pop music is my favorite way to relax after school. All medicine has side effects, which is medical knowledge everyone should have. How proud the parents were that night when they sat in the audience watching their daughter playing the piano! Despite the soaring price of license plate in Shanghai, people’s need for private cars remain the same.

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