關(guān)于圣誕的笑話篇一：圣誕英文小笑話

圣誕英文小笑話

This is a joke for Christmas season.The word Xmas is sometimes used instead of Christmas.We want to buy Glass and Glassware, Wire, Nautial,

Metal, Glassware, Resin, Wall Decor, Xmas.

一、男性成長三階段

The Three Stages of Man: He believes in Santa Claus. He doesn’t believe in Santa Claus. He is Santa Claus! 男性成長的三階段： 相信圣誕老人的存在。 不相信圣誕老人的存在。 自己是個圣誕老人

二、法官與小偷

It was the Christmas season and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner,

“What is your offense?”

“I did my Christmas shopping early this year,” cried the prisoner.

“There’s nothing wrong with that,” said the Judge. “How early were you doing this shopping?”

“Before the store opened,” answered the prisoner

圣誕佳節(jié)到來，法官心情愉悅的問受刑人：

“你做了什么壞事�。俊�

“我今年圣誕節(jié)購物早了些�！狈溉嘶卮稹�

“那并不事件壞事”，法官說：“到底多早之前��？”

“商店開門之前�！狈溉舜鸬�。

三、1000元的腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎

On Christmas Eve Santa Claus met an honest politician and a kind lawyer while riding up in an elevator of a very exclusive hotel.

Just before the doors opened thehttp:three of them noticed a 1000NT bill lying on the floor. Which one of them do you think picked it up?

圣誕節(jié)前夕，圣誕老人和一清廉的政治人物，以及一心地善良的律師在一家高級飯店一同等電梯，門還未開前，三人同時看到地上有一張新臺幣1000元的鈔票，猜猜誰會將它撿起？

Answer: Santa of course! Why? Because everybody knows that the other two don’t exist!

答案：當(dāng)然是圣誕老人啦！為什么？因為大家都知道另外兩者并不存在。

四、鉛筆

What do you do if one of Santa’s reindeer swallows your pencil?Answer: use a pen

若圣誕老人的馴鹿吃掉你的鉛筆該怎么辦？

答案：用原子筆

五、圣誕老人的愛好

What does Santa Claus like to do in his garden?Answer: he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe

圣誕老人喜歡在花園里做什么？

答案：鋤地。（英文里Hoe 和ho同音。hoe是鋤草之意，ho則是圣誕老人的笑聲。）

六、送出去還有的東西

What can Santa give away and still keep?

Answer: a cold.

什么東西圣誕老人可以分送出去，自己卻也還留著？

答案：感冒。

關(guān)于圣誕的笑話篇二：圣誕節(jié)有關(guān)的幾個小小笑話

圣誕節(jié)有關(guān)的幾個小小笑話

The thief and the judge

It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner. "What are you charged with?" he asked.

"Doing my christmas shopping early," replied the defendant.

"That's no offense," replied the judge, "How early were you doing this shopping?"

"Before the store opened,"

countered the prisoner.

法官與小偷

那天是圣誕節(jié)，法官在審訊犯人時也有點惻隱之心�！澳銥槭裁炊�被起訴？”他問。 “采購圣誕節(jié)物品過早�！北桓娲稹�

“這不算犯法，”法官回答，“你購物多早？”

在商店開門之前，“犯人應(yīng)道。

Jesus's Telly

A child on Christmas time asked for some paper and crayons in order to draw a crib. Eventually the artistic masterpiece was displayed for parental approval. The manager, the shepherds, Jesus and Holy Family wore duly admired. "But what's that in the corner?" asked Mother.

"Oh, that's their telly," replied the tot.

耶穌的電視機

圣誕節(jié)時孩子要了紙和蠟筆，想畫一張耶穌誕生像。最后這件藝術(shù)品被陳列出來供父母鑒賞。 他們對耶穌誕生后睡的馬槽，牧羊人，耶穌及其家庭都逐一表示贊賞。

“可是那個角落里是什么？”媽媽問。

“噢，那是他們的電視機，”孩子回答說。

What does Santa Claus like to do in his garden?

Answer: he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe

圣誕老人喜歡在花園里做什么？

答案：鋤地。（英文里Hoe 和ho同音。hoe是鋤草之意，ho則是圣誕老人的笑聲。） On Christmas Eve Santa Claus met an honest politician and a kind lawyer while riding up in an elevator of a very exclusive hotel. Just before the doors opened the three of them noticed a 1000NT bill lying on the floor. Which one of them do you think picked it up? Answer: Santa of course! Why? Because everybody knows that the other two don’t exist!

圣誕節(jié)前夕，圣誕老人和一清廉的政治人物，以及一心地善良的律師在一家高級飯店一同等電梯，門還未開前，三人同時看到地上有一張新臺幣1000元的鈔票，猜猜誰會將它撿起？

答案：當(dāng)然是圣誕老人啦！為什么？因為大家都知道另外兩者并不存在。

關(guān)于圣誕的笑話篇三：口語圣誕節(jié)小笑話

智課網(wǎng)IELTS備考資料

口語圣誕節(jié)小笑話

摘要： 口語圣誕節(jié)小笑話！下面是小馬過河雅思小編為大家?guī)椭�大家輕松備考雅思口語，特意整理的口語圣誕節(jié)小笑話，希望對考生們有用，一起來看看吧！

由于 雅思 口語是面對面的應(yīng)試，這給好多考生們帶來了一定的壓力，因此，小編為了幫助大家放松心情，今天特意整理了一些口語圣誕節(jié)的小笑話，希望對大家能夠有用！

The thief and the judge

It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner. "What are you charged with?" he asked.

"Doing my christmas shopping early," replied the defendant.

"That's no offense," replied the judge, "How early were you doing this shopping?"

"Before the store opened," countered the prisoner.

法官與小偷

那天是圣誕節(jié)，法官在審訊犯人時也有點惻隱之心�！澳銥槭裁炊�被起訴?”他問。

“采購圣誕節(jié)物品過早�！北桓娲�。

“這不算犯法，”法官回答，“你購物多早?”

在商店開門之前，“犯人應(yīng)道。

Jesus's Telly

A child on Christmas time asked for some paper and crayons in order to draw a crib. Eventually the artistic masterpiece was displayed for parental approval. The manager, the shepherds, Jesus and Holy Family wore duly admired.

"But what's that in the corner?" asked Mother.

"Oh, that's their telly," replied the tot.

耶穌的電視機

圣誕節(jié)時孩子要了紙和蠟筆，想畫一張耶穌誕生像。最后這件藝術(shù)品被陳列出來供父母鑒賞。

他們對耶穌誕生后睡的馬槽，牧羊人，耶穌及其家庭都逐一表示贊賞。

“可是那個角落里是什么?”媽媽問。

“噢，那是他們的電視機，”孩子回答說。

What does Santa Claus like to do in his garden?

Answer: he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe

圣誕老人喜歡在花園里做什么?

答案：鋤地。(英文里Hoe 和ho同音。hoe是鋤草之意，ho則是圣誕老人的笑聲。)

On Christmas Eve Santa Claus met an honest politician and a kind lawyer while riding up in an elevator of a very exclusive hotel. Just before the doors opened the three of them noticed a 1000NT bill lying on the floor. Which one of them do you think picked it up?

Answer: Santa of course! Why? Because everybody knows that the other two don’t exist!

圣誕節(jié)前夕，圣誕老人和一清廉的政治人物，以及一心地善良的律師在一家高級飯店一同等電梯，門還未開前，三人同時看到地上有一張新臺幣1000元的鈔票，猜猜誰會將它撿起?

答案：當(dāng)然是圣誕老人啦!為什么?因為大家都知道另外兩者并不存在。

上述即是小編整理的 雅思口語 小笑話，希望對大家有用，備考不是一朝一夕的，要堅持不懈，當(dāng)然也不要給自己太大壓力，輕松備考，才是最好境界，更多雅思口語備考資料，盡在 小馬 過河雅思頻道！

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