有意思的短文篇一：有趣的小短文(英語)

一

The easiest question in the world

one day , a rich man met Sam. the rich man asked , " I`ve heard you are very clever and nothing is difficult to you. Can you tell me why you are so clever."

Sam answered, "I`m not clever, but you are too silly." The rich man became very angry.

Sam said, "Sir, please don`t be angry, if you don`t believe what I said, let me ask you a question now. If you have a group of sheep, I give you another group. How groups of sheep do you have?"

"Why, that`s the easiest question in the world, one and one is two.Anybody knows that. I have two groups of sheep. "

Sam laughed and said," You are wrong, sir.two groups of sheep put together is still one group. That is easiest question in the world."

二

I`ll not go home tonight because of the rain

When a friend was visiting David, it began to rain. So David told him not to go home that night."You may stay here for the night," he said." Ok, " answered his friend. But a few minutes later, the friend went out. He didn`t tell David where he was going nor did he ask for an umbrella. When David was about to go to bed, his friend returned, he was all wet through.

"Where have you been?" asked David. "I have been home," answered the friend, " to tell my brother that I`ll not go home tonight because of the rain."

三

Why do I want to go to college?

Why do I want to go to college? No one asked me such a question. But many times I have asked myself.I have come up with a whole variety of reasons. The most important reason is that I want to be a better man.

Many things make human beings different is education. If i fail to receive higher education, my education will not finish. As I want to be a fully developed , I must get a well-rounded education, which good colleges and universities are supposed to provide.

I know one can get educated in many ways, but colleges and universities are among the best places to teach me how to educate myself. Only when I am well-educated, will I be a better human being and be fit into society.

四

Children should not have to do heavy work

It is not a good idea for children to have to work hard. Children should study in school as hard as they can. They should not have to do heavy work with their bodies. When parents or others force children to work hard, the results are never good and may be very bad.

A farmer`s son who has to work hard like a man may early learn to hate farming. Children sometimes do too much work in gardens, in shops or even in their own own homes.

They soon begin to hate such kind of work with force that can destroy their happiness. But there may be a worse loss: a child`s love for his parents. The feeling may become something different. When that happens, the old kind of love never returns.

五

The effect of the blood group on personality

Your blood group hides no secrets, it shows the "real you." If you belong to blood group O, you can get things done and sell the goods well. Blood group A are the thinkers,while blood group B are highly creative, people belonging to blood group B might be good at painting and writing. And if you have problems, ask the ABs to solve them.

Your blood group could affect your work. So if you visited the Japanese company, you would find the O types out selling goods and A types keeping order in the office.

六

Dogs

People often say that a dog is man's best friend. Over thousands of years, man has taught his dogs to do many kinds of work besides guarding the home. For example, sheepdogs are famous for their ability to control a flock of hundreds of sheep.

Dogs have been used to aid disabled people for centuries. A guide dog can lead its blind owner. Nowadays, dogs can be taught to turn on light switches, open refrigerator doors and dial the telephone for their disabled owners. For the majority of people, (轉(zhuǎn) 載 于:www.newchangjing.com 蒲 公英文 摘:有意思的短文)however, dogs are simply pets and friends for both young and old members of the family.

guard 看守，看護(hù) sheepdog 牧羊犬 flock 群 aid 幫助

disabled 殘疾人 century 世紀(jì)guide dog 導(dǎo)盲犬 dial 撥 majority 大多數(shù)

狗

人們總是說狗是人類最好的朋友。幾千年來，除了看家外，人類還教會(huì)了狗去做許多其他的事，例如，牧羊犬就因其可以控制數(shù)百只羊的羊群而出名。

狗用來幫助殘疾人已有好幾個(gè)世紀(jì)了。導(dǎo)盲犬可以為盲主人引路�，F(xiàn)在，人們還教狗為殘疾主人打開電燈、開冰箱和撥電話。然而，對(duì)于大多數(shù)人來說，狗只是家里老人和孩子們的寵物和朋友。

七

What is Time? （Nursery Rhyme）

Time is grain for peasants.

Time is wealth for workers.

Time is life for doctors.

Time is victory for soldiers.

Time is knowledge for students.

Time is speed for scientists.

Time is money for businessmen.

Time is everything for all of us.

Therefore, seize the time of today!

grain 糧食wealth 財(cái)富 victory 勝利 seize 抓住，把握

時(shí)間是什么（童謠一首）

對(duì)農(nóng)民來說，時(shí)間就是糧食。對(duì)工人來說，時(shí)間就是財(cái)富。對(duì)醫(yī)生來說，時(shí)間就是生命。

對(duì)士兵來說，時(shí)間就是勝利。對(duì)學(xué)生來說，時(shí)間就是知識(shí)。對(duì)科學(xué)家來說，時(shí)間就是速度。

對(duì)企業(yè)家來說，時(shí)間就是金錢。對(duì)我們大家來說，時(shí)間就是一切。因此，把握今天!

八

Perfect Match

A rich woman is so proud of a valuable antique vase that she decides to have her bedroom painted the same color as the vase. Several painters try to mix the color right, but none comes close enough to satisfy the woman.

Eventually, a painter comes. He is confident that he can mix the proper color. The woman is pleased with the result, and the painter becomes famous. Years later, he retires and turns the business over to his son. "Dad,"asks the son, "there's something I've got to know. How did you get those walls to match the vase so perfectly?" "Son,” the father replies, "I painted the vase."

proud of 自豪 valuable 值錢的antique vase 古董花瓶 paint 用油漆漆

satisfy 滿意 eventually 最終 confident 有信心的 retire 退休 match 和……相配

絕配

一個(gè)有錢的婦人感到非常驕傲，因?yàn)樗�有一只值錢的古董花瓶，她決定把她的臥室漆成和花瓶一樣的顏色。好幾個(gè)油漆匠試圖調(diào)出正確的顏色，但是沒有一個(gè)人調(diào)出的顏色能讓婦人滿意。

最后，來了一個(gè)油漆匠。他很有信心可以調(diào)出合適的顏色。果然婦人對(duì)最終的效果感到滿意，漆匠也因此成名。

幾年后，漆匠退休了，他把生意交給了兒子�！鞍职�，”兒子問，“有件事我想知道。你是如何調(diào)配出和花瓶一樣的顏色的？” “兒子，”父親回答，“我把花瓶也一起漆了�！�

九

A Joke— “I stand corrected”

I have this friend who always seemed to lean slightly to the left all the time. It used to bother me, so I suggested he see a doctor, and have his legs checked out. For years, he refused and told me I was crazy, but last week, he finally went. Sure enough, the doctor discovered his left leg was a quarter inch shorter than his right. A quick bit of surgery later, he was cured, and both legs are exactly the same length now, and he no longer leans. “So,”I said, "You didn't believe me when I told you a doctor could fix your leg. He just looked at me and said, "I stand corrected.

lean 傾斜 slightly 輕微地 check out 檢查 refuse 拒絕 quarter 四分之一

surgery 手術(shù) cure 治愈 fix 治愈 stand corrected 認(rèn)錯(cuò)

笑話——“我誠懇認(rèn)錯(cuò)”

我有一個(gè)朋友，他似乎總是微微向左傾斜。這個(gè)問題曾經(jīng)非常困擾我，所以我建議他去看醫(yī)生，檢查一下他的腿。幾年來，他總是不聽我的建議，還說我不正常，但是上星期，他終于去看了醫(yī)生。果真，醫(yī)生發(fā)現(xiàn)他的左腿比右腿短四分之一英寸。一個(gè)很快的小手術(shù)后，他康復(fù)了，現(xiàn)在他的兩條腿完全一樣長了，他也不再傾斜了。“你看，”我說，“那時(shí)我告訴你醫(yī)生可以治好你的腿時(shí)你還不相信我呢。”他看著我說：“我認(rèn)錯(cuò)了�！�

十

A Friend

When you read an English book, you often come across new words. You might try to guess what the words mean from the words you know, but when you cannot guess the meanings of new words at all, what should you do?

You have a good friend then. From him you can learn what a word means, how to pronounce a word, how to use a word, and so on. This friend can always be with you, and you can always ask him to help you. Do you know who this friend is? It is a dictionary. You can learn some important things about words from it, so you must know how to use it.

come across 碰到 guess 猜測(cè)

朋 友

當(dāng)你讀英語書時(shí)，你經(jīng)常會(huì)碰到新單詞。你可能試著從你知道的詞中猜這些詞的意思，但是當(dāng)你無法猜出這些詞的意思時(shí)，你該怎么辦呢？

這時(shí)你有一個(gè)好朋友。從他那里你可以學(xué)到單詞的意思、發(fā)音及用法等。這個(gè)朋友可以經(jīng)常伴你左右，你可以經(jīng)常請(qǐng)他幫忙。你知道這個(gè)朋友是誰嗎？

他就是字典。你可以從他那里學(xué)習(xí)有關(guān)詞匯的眾多重要知識(shí)，所以你必須學(xué)會(huì)如何使用字典。

十一

The Hare and the Tortoise

One day a hare was telling the other animals how fast he could run. "I can beat anyone!"cried he. "Will one of you try a race with me?"

"I will,?said the tortoise.

"You!?laughed the hare. "Oh, oh, how funny!?

"Save your laughing for the end of the race,?said the tortoise.

So a starting line was made, and away they went. The hare ran fast and was soon far ahead, so he sat down to rest. By the time the tortoise came up, the hare was sleeping.

On and on went the tortoise, and when the hare looked up at last, it was too late.

There sat the tortoise by the sign that said: The End.

hare 野兔 tortoise 龜，烏龜 beat 打敗 race 比賽

兔子和烏龜

一天，兔子正在向其他動(dòng)物炫耀他能跑得很快。“我能跑過任何人。”他喊道。 “你們有誰想和我比一比嗎？” “我�！睘觚斦f。 “你！”兔子笑道，“哦，哦，太滑稽了！” “留著到比賽結(jié)束后笑吧�！睘觚斦f。

他們劃了條起跑線，出發(fā)了。兔子跑得飛快，很快就跑到了前面，所以他坐下來休息。等到烏龜趕上來時(shí)，他睡著了。

烏龜一直往前走，當(dāng)兔子最后醒來時(shí)，已經(jīng)太晚了。 烏龜坐在一塊牌子旁，上面寫著： 終點(diǎn)。

十二

The Eagle and the Raven

An eagle was trying to break open a nut in his beak when a raven landed on a branch beside him. The raven eyed the nut hopefully, "You'll never break it like that,"he said. "If I were you I would fly up in the sky as high as I

could, then drop the nut onto the rocks. It's the only way you'll get at the kernel."

The eagle flew up into the sky, then let the nut fall down, down, down to the

有意思的短文篇二：起個(gè)新穎有趣的作文題目

如何給作文起個(gè)新穎有趣的題目

題目是一篇作文的重要組成部分，所謂“題好文一半”，充分說明了它的重要性。以下是一些常用的起作文的好方法，請(qǐng)同學(xué)們學(xué)習(xí)并能借鑒，給自己的作文起個(gè)新穎有趣的題目。

（一） 修辭法

比喻：《父愛是座山》《五月榴花紅似火》《我是一只快樂的“小狐貍”》 夸張：《世界不大，是個(gè)家》《一張煎餅包天下》《貪心不足蛇吞象》 引用：《待到山花爛漫時(shí)》《一枝紅杏出墻來》《小荷才露尖尖角》 對(duì)比：《小人物的大故事》《紅與黑》《城里人，鄉(xiāng)下人》

設(shè)問：《你有一顆柔弱的心嗎？》《是誰動(dòng)了我的奶酪？》《今天，你學(xué)會(huì)了什么？》

擬人：《冬天的訴說》《蚊子的自白》《螳螂的秘密》

反問：《我是差生，我容易嗎？》《雷鋒真的沒戶口？》

反語：《我是一個(gè)傻女孩》《我想當(dāng)個(gè)差生》《其實(shí)我很笨》

仿詞：《洋教師的“洋相”》《槐花村的槐花情》《牛教師的“牛脾氣”》 對(duì)偶：《生于憂患，死于安樂》《尺有所短，寸有所長》

排比：《那山．那人．那狗》《小橋．流水．人家》《雨珠．露珠．淚珠》

移覺：《我是那片紅紅的激情》《給心靈吃點(diǎn)冰激凌》《晶瑩的鉛球》 呼告：《請(qǐng)給我松綁》《渴望被愛》《老師，請(qǐng)您聽我說》

（二） 故弄玄虛法

《我是一條常常不洗澡的魚》《毛毛蟲小傳》《懷念狼》

（三）標(biāo)點(diǎn)法

《我？我！》《10000元的價(jià)值=？》《好女孩？壞女孩？》

（四） 數(shù)學(xué)法

《1+1=？》《真誠+守信=真誠的友誼》

（五） 模仿套用法

《莎菲女孩的日記》《誰是我最可愛的人》《哦，白雪》

（六） 反串法

《開卷未必有益》《“松松垮垮”出人才》《勝利乃成功之母》

（七） 以小見大法

《七根火柴》《我是一只桔子》

（八） 借用歷史人物、事件和社會(huì)熱點(diǎn)擬題

《“伊麗莎白”的故事》《我班的“九.一八”事件》《我和媽媽的“冷戰(zhàn)”》

有意思的短文篇三：好作文,有意思而不是有意義

好作文，有意思而不是有意義

一提到作文，相信很多家長和孩子都很發(fā)愁。為什么？小學(xué)三年級(jí)以后，作文就成了語文學(xué)習(xí)中占比很重的一塊，不少孩子愁啊愁，作文寫不出，作文寫不長，憋來憋去就那么干癟癟幾個(gè)字。所以眾多教育專家還專門提出一個(gè)專用名詞“三年級(jí)現(xiàn)象”。

其實(shí)作文來源于生活，小孩子生活經(jīng)驗(yàn)少、感悟少，所以寫作文時(shí)干癟癟，寫不出內(nèi)容來。另一方面，小孩子有很多奇思妙想，被父母、老師扼殺，認(rèn)為不符合邏輯。這樣就導(dǎo)致作文變得不好玩，小孩子自然就抗拒了。所以，要讓小孩子多接觸生活，多看看，多玩玩，多想想，要把作文變得有意思，這樣水平自然就提高了。

有意思和有意義，一字之差。但是，差之毫厘，失之千里。

家長和老師，在指導(dǎo)和評(píng)價(jià)孩子的作文時(shí)，一般都片面強(qiáng)調(diào)作文要“有意義”，一定要升華成某個(gè)“大道理”、某個(gè)“高尚品德”，殊不知，小孩子就那么點(diǎn)閱歷，又哪能發(fā)掘出那么多“有意義”的事情來呢？看了好書、名著，能夠記住其中有趣的事情就好，非要感悟出“大道理”來，也真難為了小孩子。怪不得，小孩子越學(xué)越?jīng)]勁，作文越發(fā)寫不出。

作文到底是干什么的？著名教育家葉圣陶老先生說過：作文就是用筆說話。很顯然，作文也就是我們和別人交流的一種方式，你說的話要讓別人愿意聽，你寫的作文要讓別人愿意看，首先得有趣、有意思，這樣才有吸引力。如果沒意思，誰愿意聽你說，誰愿意看呢？至于有意義，這是一個(gè)水到渠成的過程，隨著孩子的閱歷越來越豐富，思考越來越多，自然就能領(lǐng)悟到有意義的事情。但如果現(xiàn)階段做不到讓孩子對(duì)表達(dá)、寫作產(chǎn)生濃厚的興趣，那孩子的天賦就被扼殺在搖籃中了。

什么才是有意思的作文呢？

一、真實(shí)

平實(shí)的語言中有著足夠的魅力，這魅力就來自真實(shí)，來自有意思。反過來，如果都是虛假的，比如全民學(xué)雷鋒，天天扶老奶奶過馬路，看看就索然無味，又怎么能讓孩子寫得時(shí)候?qū)懗龈星閬砟�？如果是孩子的真�?shí)經(jīng)歷和感受，孩子寫得高興，家長和老師看著也才有意思啊。記得有個(gè)孩子的日記上寫到“我很喜歡拔牙，可惜機(jī)會(huì)很少”，簡簡單單一句話，是不是讓我們看到了孩子的天真和可愛，多加鼓勵(lì)，孩子自然會(huì)愿意寫下自己的真實(shí)感受。又比如，寫到切洋蔥，有孩子這樣寫，“我將它洗凈后，便把它輕輕的放在菜板上，拿起刀開始一刀一刀地切，剛開始還覺得挺好切的，再轉(zhuǎn)眼一看洋蔥片，好像厚度不一，看著看著，眼睛便辣乎乎的，眼淚嘩嘩的順著眼角流了下來，于是我就側(cè)著臉，也不管它刀切在哪，仍一刀一刀地往下切。嘴里還不停的叫著：辣死了，辣死了??”（選自《切洋蔥弄得我淚流滿面》），雖然語言樸實(shí)無華，但是能讓我們聯(lián)想到小作者一邊流淚一邊嚷嚷一邊切洋蔥的狼狽情景。

二、有趣

大人覺得無聊的事情或者理所當(dāng)然的事情，在孩子眼中都是值得去探索的，他們有他們的視角，他們不會(huì)墨守成規(guī)，他們認(rèn)為一切皆有可能，他們可以守在蠶寶寶邊上一個(gè)下午，就為了觀察蠶寶寶結(jié)繭。正是這樣，他們懷著好奇的心去探索世界，然后記錄成文字，自然就變成了有意思的作文�？纯赐谙s蛹的這篇作文，“我又挖去一層，哈，只見一個(gè)像麥稈大的洞兒出現(xiàn)在眼前，洞的邊緣薄薄的，似乎風(fēng)一吹就能把它吹塌，我用小拇指小心翼翼地?fù)?/p>

起來，洞越來越大，哈！這肯定就是個(gè)蟬蛹洞�！保ㄟx自《我和小伙伴挖蟬蛹》），小作者很生動(dòng)地描寫了找蟬蛹洞的情形。

三、真情

寫作要真情實(shí)感。偽造的情感必然讓孩子厭惡作文，也寫不出什么內(nèi)容來。而當(dāng)作文中飽蘸濃濃的真情時(shí)，想讓作文沒意思都難！

四、奇特

許多美妙的童話如安徒生童話、格林童話、鄭淵潔童話等之所以受到孩子們的追捧，就緣于一個(gè)“奇”字。孩子天生就有奇特的想象，多多鼓勵(lì)，必然能寫出很多高質(zhì)量的奇文。反之，如果家長和老師認(rèn)為荒誕、不符邏輯，多加干預(yù)，孩子自然寫成了八股文，全是老師說怎么寫、爸爸媽媽說怎么寫，不再是自己的思想了�？纯础段磥淼囊路�》中小作者對(duì)衣服的描寫，“這種衣服有很好的抗水性，當(dāng)雨水滴在衣服上，它能順著衣服滑下來，穿上這種衣服在雨天外出辦事時(shí)就不用帶雨具了。該衣服還能在不同地方的光線照射下或在不同溫度的地方變換不同的色彩，今天在太陽下是藍(lán)色的，明天在小雨中又是粉紅色的，真是太有趣了！”也許在成人看來，這種衣服不可能實(shí)現(xiàn)，用處也不大，但是孩子就能把它想象得很美好，很奇特，說不定以后就真的實(shí)現(xiàn)了呢？

五、美好

人類對(duì)美好的事物有著共同的審美觀，春天的桃紅柳綠、夏天的荷葉飄香、秋天的紅葉滿山、冬天的白雪紛飛，都讓人感受到世界的美好。鼓勵(lì)孩子把這份美好精心收集起來，用優(yōu)美的文字描述出來，然后分享給家人、朋友、老師和自己。若干年后，再翻開來看看，是不是依然有意思，想想就覺得很美。

生活中沒有那么多的意義，但是有意思的卻很多。生活無處不在，睜開眼睛、閉上眼睛都是生活，現(xiàn)實(shí)的、夢(mèng)里的，都可以寫進(jìn)作文里。當(dāng)我們敢于去寫生活中的各種困惑、羞恥、丑事，作文的范圍就廣泛了，也就不存在沒有可寫的東西。再進(jìn)一步，就是把一個(gè)故事寫清楚，這是最起碼的要求，也是最高要求。作家們一輩子都在努力把一個(gè)故事講得更生動(dòng)更清楚。而好故事是這樣的：人們不需要被教育，需要的是被觸動(dòng)。

換句話說，生活中觀察越仔細(xì)，作文可寫的內(nèi)容就越多；對(duì)他人充滿愛心，作文就會(huì)情感豐富。每篇有意思的作文都有閃光點(diǎn)，讓這些閃光點(diǎn)成千倍萬倍地放大，讓孩子沐浴著這樣的陽光中，他一定會(huì)愛上寫作文，也才會(huì)寫出更棒的作文。

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